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Johnny B Handsome 12:16 Fri Apr 17
Is there anything you consider too kinky or weird when banging birds?
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I was hanging out the back of some middle aged doris last weekend when she said she'd love it if i wanked myself while watching her take a shit in the bath tub!!
Now, Johnny has been asked some strange things on his quest for true love in the past but this one was new.
What sort of person gets sexual gratification from indulging in something like that?
Well as it turns out i do, i was on the vinegar strokes in no time at all.
So what would you consider a step too far in when nailing some loose strumpet?
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Davenport
12:17 Fri Apr 17
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LOLOLOLOL
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Trevor B
12:17 Fri Apr 17
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Quiet day today Morley??
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HIYA!!
12:20 Fri Apr 17
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ANYONE GOT ANY DIRTY STORIES ABOUT BANGKOK LADYBOYS?
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Far Cough
12:22 Fri Apr 17
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Oi Morley, this is cup of tea territory, hands off
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joey5000
12:23 Fri Apr 17
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Ooohhh Panchy Panchy
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collyrob
12:37 Fri Apr 17
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My MATE pulled a black bird in Vegas brought her to the hotel done his business, woke up and she was gone, she didn't rob anything but she had a massive shit in his bath tub. ROFL
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i-Ron
12:40 Fri Apr 17
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Some birds are fucking nuts! Bigger wrong'uns than guys
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The Kronic
12:41 Fri Apr 17
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You're not wrong Ron. Girls are fucking dirt. And I love them for it.
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Pancho
12:41 Fri Apr 17
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Sorry Joey?
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joey5000
12:50 Fri Apr 17
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"Now, Johnny has been asked some strange things on his quest for true love in the past but this one was new."
That absolutely reeks of you, Pancho!
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Johnson
12:51 Fri Apr 17
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More Milly.
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Pancho
12:52 Fri Apr 17
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Panch maybe a cunt, but multiple accounts has never been his bag.
It's flattering these desperate fuck plagarise the style of the man but *holds hands up* - not guilty...
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HIYA!!
12:55 Fri Apr 17
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WHAT DID HE DO WITH THE BIG POO IN THE BATH? SCOOP IT OUT OR TRY AND BREAK IT DOWN WITH HOT WATER?
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BRANDED
12:56 Fri Apr 17
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He put it in a glass
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JONESY
12:58 Fri Apr 17
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NOTHING is too far.
just gotta go with it.
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HIYA!!
12:58 Fri Apr 17
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go on....
*unzips*
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Pancho
12:58 Fri Apr 17
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Ag!
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Eerie Descent
1:28 Fri Apr 17
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I haven't had anything too weird, done the pissing thing, wanked into water that was turned into ice cubes, bit of S&M. I'd be up for most things, but couldn't handle being shat on. Definitely draw the line there.
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BRANDED
1:30 Fri Apr 17
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most of us are shat on at some point
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Eerie Descent
1:35 Fri Apr 17
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Metaphorically, B Dog.
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